By Dr. Freaking S. Goodblog, Ph.D.*
Special Guest-Blogger
Greetings once again, dear chilluns, it is I, your superfine Disco DJ of FMJRA hot pink linky-love! For the second week in a row, your usual host with the most has got to be spending honey-do time with the missus and therefore, at his behest, by special request, he got the best to give you the rest. Let’s get it rocking with a few big hits:
- Big shout out to Dr. D., who rocked the ‘Lanche this week. Note the power of blog-fu, as his lows get higher. You’re going to have your peaks over the weeks, but the key is to build steady residual traffic, so that your lows ain’t so low was they were befo’. So on Feb. 28, Dr. D had his low for the 30-day at 809, but this week’s low on March 13 was 865 = +56/809 = 7% increase in two weeks. Keep on rockin’, Dr. D!
- Woman Learns the Meaning of Porn Kharma. (Two counts of bestiality with a beagle.)
- Andrew Breitbart tells you where it’s at, cats.
- Allahpundit: You could say that Obama’s stupid, but if you say he’s retarded, that’s an insult to the retards. (Not a literal translation, but I don’t sling that Allah lingo too good.)
Now that we gotcha rockin’, it’s time for me to remind you that Doctor Freaking S. don’t work for free. These hillbillies gots to pay me, see? So you hiphop hotties and disco daddies need to hit the tip jar — let’s say about $10 for the cover charge, but it’s always Ladies Night here at the Goodblog Lounge & Discotheque, so we’ll pull back the velvet rope and let the sweetness in for $5 each, or 3 for $10 if one of y’all is super-sexy. Now, from the Rule 3 Archives of drastic fantastic classic plastic, here’s some more big beats to move your feets:
- Don Surber takes you into the Garden to taste the Fruit of Knowledge of Good and Evil.
- Bill Anderson: Paul Krugman sucks. (But, hey, everybody already knew this, right?)
- Michelle Malkin: “BASTARDS”!
Now, if there is some blog-jam you want to hear, lemme tell ya what ya gotta do: Send an e-mail to Frequent Commenter Smitty, who’s working the bar tonight. Tell the Smittmeister what blog hits you want us to throw down, and we will add the links as space and time allow.
We’ll be rockin’ the beats ’till the break of dawn, and the Rule 2 action goes on and on, so if you’re a blogger who wants to be here, just link this post in your post, and send the URL to Smitty. Then chill, Holmes, whilst we cue up the tunes, and if we don’t get ya tonight we’re going to get ya real soon.
- Smitty on the mike. Pundit and Pundette kick off my festivities by posing the question: Is Steyn more eloquent than Burns?
- Dan Collins turns in a splendid, lyric effort on Geithner.
- Dan further forwards some Riehl World View ation on the Today’s Clueless Right. Glen Beck was opining that this is all smoke and mirrors to cover the financial gymnastics at the Treasury. Dan’s comic poem in the previous link is likely the least of what the fellow deserves.
They follow that with the revelation that they’ve got a bigger family than RSM while gently demolishingmocking the First Lady’s economic tips.
Feed me, Seymore
Is the picture clear, dear?
Dr. Freaking S. Goodblog, Ph.D.
* Ph.D. = Pretty heavy Dude
Update:
The wisdom of the protein has spoken in the comments.
Post theme, sadly disallowing an embed.
Stacy theme:
Update II: How not to do it when emailing smitty
You may be interested to see how I Pine away for the ‘Good NEW Days’.
Or perhaps because public shame builds character, you can point out my pitiful attempt at following rule 4… (it really was quite pitiful).
You may also choose to scroll farther down and read the several articles I wrote about AIG a couple days ago.
Clearly I understand as a lowly padawan of such pitiful stature, I am not truly fit to grovel at your feet for this, Rule 2 or not.
How to do it:
See this comment on Equality is for Ugly Losers
