Who’s that chick?

In the white bikini at Cabo? Hint: Not looking too shabby for a divorced mother of two who just lost custody of her kids to her former backup dancer.

Getting frisky with some dude sporting what looks like a jailhouse tattoo on his back. The Brits call him a “mystery man.” Who is he? A nobody — I mean, only a nobody would want to be seen with that skanky trash nowadays. Maybe you recognize him from “COPS.”

Well, whoever that tattoo-sporting nobody is, I’ve got one word of advice for him: Disinfectant.

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