Dr. Freaking S. Goodblog’s Happy Hour of Hot Sweet Pink Rule 2 Linky-Love

Greetings, dear reader. Important business has summoned the Illustrious Mentor away for the evening, so he has provided me, Dr. Freaking S. Goodblog, Ph.D.*, with his login and password, and told me to give you the tasty goodness of thick, hot links. If the man has been been riding your tight linkage, let’s see if we can’t make your tiny little SiteMeter t-t-tingle with traffic. Get ready for your Rule 2, Sugar Hips, ’cause here it comes:

All right, there’s the first round on the house, folks. It’s half-price on house brands until 9, cold draft Schlitz is 50 cents, wine $1 and, of course, it’s always Rule 5 Ladies Night at the Blog Where the Hotties Drink for Free (I’ve been drinking since lunch, so you all look like hotties to me).

Once you’ve hit all those links, check the Rule 3 at Memeorandum. And please, everybody link up, send the URLs to your DJ Smitty, and we’ll update to be sure you get the FMJRA just the way you like it — and you’ll like it any way we want to give it to you, Private Cowboy! Don’t forget to tip your bartenders and waitresses!

Rock on, chilluns!

Dr. Freaking S

* (Ph.D. = Pretty hot Dude.)

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