VIDEO: HOT YOUNG SUSAN BOYLE!

Wow! The backup group is crappy, but she clearly had something back in 1984:

Hat-tip: Hot Air Headlines.

The woman who, in middle age, sprang to stardom on “Britain Got Talent,” was a very polished performer at age 22 but, for whatever reason, never got a break. This kind of situation — the undiscovered talent — is really more common than might be imagined by people who aren’t in the music business.

I used to know a bartender in Georgia who was a tremendous R&B singer. At one point, he had been under contract as singer for the group that eventually became famous as the Atlanta Rhythm Section. For whatever reason — he told me the story, but I’ve forgotten now — it just didn’t work out, and he never really got another shot.

UPDATE: ‘Lanches, light the corners of my mind . . .

UPDATE II: Some commenters are saying that Susan Boyle’s thick eyebrows explain her lack of ’80s stardom. Let me remind you of something:


That’s Brooke Shields on the cover of German Vogue in 1984, when thick eyebrows on women were all the rage. Well, Susan Boyle’s eyes weren’t quite as startling and her mouth wasn’t quite as pouty as Brooke’s, and so everybody in the comments is saying that Susan didn’t become a singing star 25 years ago because she needed a pair of tweezers. I think the explanation is otherwise, but I’m waiting for someone else to tell me what it is.

UPDATE III: OK, some of you guys in the comments (talking about the fact that there 5,000 musical geniuses waiting tables and driving forklifts in Nashville) are getting closer to the truth about the situation. Now check out my attempt to explain why Susan Boyle went undiscovered.

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