Dear Meghan

As if your father hadn’t already done enough to associate the family name with the word LOSER, it seems you’re determined to finish the job:

There’s an especially unhealthy attitude among conservatives. Daughters of Republican politicians aren’t expected to have sex, let alone enjoy it — as if there were some strange chastity belt automatically attached to us female offspring.

No, that expectation is only for you, Meghan, because no one could stand the mental image of you naked. That’s why — and you might have noticed this — your “romantic” encounters tend to begin with a guy saying, “Wow, last call already?”

Hat-tip: Laura. And dibs on the “Meghan McCain naked” Google-bomb. (Hey, Allah hates me. A guy’s got to do something to gin up traffic. Dibs on “Meghan McCain gin,” too.)

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