Why He’s Ace of Spades, No. 483

Genetic tests show Mia Washington’s twin sons have different fathers. Cue the Ace:

Scientists believe the strange situation is best explained by the fact that Mia Washington is a dirty, dirty whore.

Not the nine of spades or the jack of spades. He’s the freakin’ Ace.

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