How bad do I suck?

Explained at The Green Room, illustrated here:

UPDATE: Dan Collins recoils from the frightening implosion of “cosmos-bending suckitude.” Avert your eyes, children, or your retinas will be permanently scarred.

UPDATE II: The possibility that Katie Couric sucks worse than me? Nah. Allah could never muster up that much hate for Katie.

UPDATE III: I can so totally relate to this:

“To me she was the sweetest thing. Everyone else — she treated like s**t.”
Donald Trump, referring to the recently-fired Miss California, Carrie Prejean

Get the point? In other words, if you’re somebody important — someone like Trump whose approval matters — then people are nice to you. They praise you and solicit your favor. But if you’re me? You’re less “hot” than Andy Levy.

It is the blunt expression of contempt (“You’re not on TV and you barely have 1,000 Twitter friends, therefore your existence need not even be acknowledged” ) that is so painful.

But it’s OK. Little Miss Attila still likes me. Right? . . . Right? Hello? Is this thing working?

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