Dude ain’t packin’ the gear

by Smitty

If you give a game-changing speech in Cairo that, well, doesn’t change the game, you ain’t packin’ the gear.
If you’re suddenly calling a press conference after a week of vicious bloodshed, concerning which you’ve been aloof, you ain’t packin’ the gear.
If you’re even slightly worried about your name coming up in the same sentence as “Jimmy Carter”, you ain’t packin’ the gear.
If it looks like your policy has any remote resemblance to that of Hugo Chavez, you ain’t packin’ the gear.
If your old cronies have to change their name because their suspect activities resemble those of Iran’s regime, you ain’t packin’ the gear.
If you’ve blocked out major network coverage in a Cal Worthington-esque manner to sell your lousy medical coverage policy, you ain’t packin’ the gear.

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