‘You have the right to remain silent’

I love my husband . . . I remain willing to forgive Mark completely for his indiscretions . . . This is a very painful time for us . . .”

Yadda, yadda, yadda.

Really, Mrs. Sanford, just shoot the two-timing son of a bitch. Please. No jury in South Carolina would ever convict you. While you’re at it, go ahead and shoot that worthless son of a bitch Lindsey Graham — another guaranteed mistrial, because there would be at least one jury member who’d figure Lindsey needed killing.

You’d be more popular with the base than Sarah Palin.

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