Utterly predictable ‘news’

The rap magazine Vibe is going out of business.

Right. A form of entertainment produced by and for subliterate cretins, celebrating the criminality and misogyny of the worst elements of Da Thug Life. The biggest news about this form of entertainment is when riots break out at the awards ceremonies or one of the performers is the victim of a drive-by assassination.

Let’s produce a monthly magazine about that . . . what could possibly go wrong?

Incidentally, I understand that times are also tough at Monster Truck and Tractor-Pull Weekly . . .

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