Dr. Douglas, they look like fakies to me

Breanne Ashley’s breasts, I mean. Given the size, even if she is only 21, the gravity-defying spherical quality is an absolute giveaway.

I’ve been neglecting the Professor, I suppose. Neglecting too much of everything recently, what with the IG story, e-mail inbox overload and so forth.

BTW, we’re closing in on the 2-million hit mark and look poised to cross that threshold on Rule 5 Sunday — appropriately enough. So now we’re open to suggestions on how to celebrate this momentous occasion, in addition to the forthcoming soon-to-be classic, “How to Get Your Second Million Hits in Less Than Six Months.”

UPDATE: Welcome, Instapundit readers. Although I always thought Professor Reynolds was more of a leg man (you should see the stems on Dr. Helen) if it’s major rackage he wants, it’s major rackage he’ll get. The biggest Republican boobevah!

And since we’re discussing McCains who love gay men (an unrequited love, in Cousin Meghan’s case), next time you see somebody driving a Ford, you should ask them, “Why do hate gays so much?”


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