Dr. Douglas, they look like fakies to me

Breanne Ashley’s breasts, I mean. Given the size, even if she is only 21, the gravity-defying spherical quality is an absolute giveaway.

I’ve been neglecting the Professor, I suppose. Neglecting too much of everything recently, what with the IG story, e-mail inbox overload and so forth.

BTW, we’re closing in on the 2-million hit mark and look poised to cross that threshold on Rule 5 Sunday — appropriately enough. So now we’re open to suggestions on how to celebrate this momentous occasion, in addition to the forthcoming soon-to-be classic, “How to Get Your Second Million Hits in Less Than Six Months.”

UPDATE: Welcome, Instapundit readers. Although I always thought Professor Reynolds was more of a leg man (you should see the stems on Dr. Helen) if it’s major rackage he wants, it’s major rackage he’ll get. The biggest Republican boob — evah!

And since we’re discussing McCains who love gay men (an unrequited love, in Cousin Meghan’s case), next time you see somebody driving a Ford, you should ask them, “Why do hate gays so much?”