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September 2, 2008

Bristol Palin’s boyfriend, Levi Johnston

Musclehead 18-year-old hockey player:

Doe-eyed Bristol Palin, 17, and ruggedly handsome Levi Johnston, an 18-year-old self-described “f—in’ redneck,” have been dating a year, locals in Wasilla, Alaska, told the Daily News.
And the pregnancy? An open secret in the close-knit town of 9,780. . . .
On his MySpace page, Johnston proudly declares: “I’m a f—in’ redneck.”
“I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing,” he says on the site.
He also warns that if anyone messes with him, “I’ll kick ass.”

Way to go, f—in’ redneck. Your f—in’ stupidity might have just elected f—in’ Obama.

By the way, in my column today, I predicted it would take less than 24 hours for the press to ID Mr. Teen Inseminator, and they did the job in barely 12.

UPDATE: Somebody just e-mailed me this touchy-feely blog post about the Palin family, and it merely infuriates me:

I wish her and her husband-to-be and their baby safety and joy. And as much privacy as they can find. I intensely admire both her decision to choose life, and her decision to further sacrifice her privacy in order to support her mom for the betterment of our country. And as far as I’m concerned, that’s the end of that.

Don’t you people realize that politics ain’t beanbag? You’re up against the Democratic Party and the MSM, and they’re not going to cut you any slack. This is the biggest possible game for the highest possible stakes — the presidency of the United States — and all your tender-hearted concern for two teenagers in love isn’t worth squat in such a situation.

Send me no more such sentimental gush. It’s worse than useless at this point.

UPDATE II: The Washington Post put no fewer than five reporters on the story, including one who knocked on the door of Johnston’s family home in Wasilla. Did Team Maverick warn the Palin family about this?

UPDATE III: An anonymous commenter says I should “be ashamed” for “laying a trip like that on” Mr. Baby Daddy. Why? Because he’s a teenage jock? C’mon, who doesn’t know how teenage jocks behave? Do you really expect me to believe that Levi “f—in’ redneck” Johnston wasn’t bragging to all his buddies about nailing the governor’s daughter?

Why do you suppose Bristol’s pregnancy was “no secret” in Wasilla, hmmm? Because that musclehead braggart told everybody in town, that’s why. And I should be “ashamed” of denouncing this cretinous hoodlum? Make. Me. Laugh.

UPDATE IV: Jeralyn Merritt has started a pool on when Sarah Palin will resign from the ticket. I don’t think that will happen. Team Maverick is aware of the Eagleton precedent, and they know there’s no second chances on the veep pick. For better or worse, they’ve got to ride this one out.

UPDATE V: Levi is “sex on skates.” This kid might be the new pro-life poster boy because, apparently, lots of teenage girls (and some older ladies, too) would love to have his babies.