Archive for ‘Kentucky’

February 4, 2009

Dead hillbillies. Who cares?

Not the media, not even Fox News:

[N]o news anchors from any of the Big 3 or any cable news channel including Fox News; No Sheperd Smith or Greta or any satellite trucks to document the devastation.

Something about the bitter gun-clingers makes their suffering less newsworthy. If a Republican’s in the White House, and Democrats are dying in New Orleans, that’s news. If Obama’s in the White House, and people are dying in Kentucky, well . . . 65% voted for Clinton in the Democratic primary, and 58% voted for that stupid Republican loser in November. Obviously, every network TV producer in New York figures, “So what? People like that don’t deserve to live anyway.” I mean, it’s not like it’s a missing blonde girl in Aruba or some important news like that . . .

February 1, 2009

Obama dozed, Kentucky froze

Forty-two bitter gun-clingers dead, as the hopelessly incompetent brutally ruthless administration gets revenge for Katrina the Democratic primary. Those 42 innocent victims racist hillbillies might still be alive if it hadn’t been for the newly-created Department of Unicorns and Rainbows, which halted global warming Jan. 20 by executive fiat.

(Headline joke half-stolen from AOSHQ.)

UPDATE: Actually, my friend Jimmie at Sundries Shack lays claim to coining the “Obama dozed, people froze” headline, subsequently picked up by Ed Driscoll and linked at Instapundit.

So that settles that. Next: Anyone want to dispute my authorial claim to “the newly-created Department of Unicorns and Rainbows”? Slublog or someone else in the Army of Photoshoppers should create a federal logo for this new Cabinet-level agency.