Archive for ‘Miley Cyrus’

March 23, 2009

Quick note on site traffic

Just making a quick note mainly for my own purposes: Late on Feb. 13, we passed 1 million cumulative visits. About 2 a.m. today, we passed 1.2 million, meaning it took about 37 days to add 1/5th of our second million. If that pace of traffic can be maintained for another 148 days, then . . . well, a goal of 2 million by Labor Day would seem reasonable, eh?

(Quick, Smitty — more Cthulhu!)

But in the wee A.M. hours (when I’m writing this, for later publication), traffic slows down for political blogging, and the SiteMeter tells you very interesting things about what keyword combinations the freaks are Googling for.

(Quick, Smitty — more Miley Cyrus!)

Hey, what the heck, some celebrity gossip:

Totally random. But at 3 a.m. sometime months or even years from now, when a freak is Googling “miley+cyrus+hooker+bikini+gay+photo,” I’ll get that random Google hit. And hits is hits, beyotches.

November 28, 2008

Miley Cyrus bikini pics

Miley Cyrus. Bikini pics. OK, you didn’t really expect me to post pictures of Miley Cyrus in a thong bikini, did you? The girl just turned 16, for crying out loud!

For reasons that you probably don’t want to contemplate too much, I keep getting random Google-hit traffic from a post I did about Miley Cyrus months ago. So, I was staring at my Site Meter, and thinking of my successful traffic-baiting with “Sarah Palin bikini pics,” and it occurred to me that “Miley Cyrus bikini pics” might generate similar interest. (Yeah, traffic’s slumping lately.) So think of this as an experiment.

And check out this sexy video!

August 2, 2008

‘I’m Miley Cyrus, for Lifestyle condoms’

Hannah Montana, prophylactic peddler?

LifeStyles Condoms wants Miley Cyrus to be its spokesgirl.
The company says it has offered the 15-year-old Disney star — who has said she won’t have sex until she’s married — $1 million to represent the brand.
“Pop culture proves that teens are more ready than ever to discuss the subject of sex,” says the company’s VP of marketing, Carol Carrozza. “We believe that Miley is both influential and relatable to this afflicted set — and is the obvious choice to get the message of safe sex out to teens across America.”
But Cyrus’ rep says they never got an offer.
“We never received an offer, nor would she consider the offer,” her rep tells E! News.
Meanwhile, Cyrus said the prominent blemish on her lip was “just an ordinary cold sore,” and denied rumors that she’d hooked up with the San Antonio Spurs during their May playoff series against the Lakers.

OK, I added that last part. But once a girl starts flashing her underwear via the Internet . . .