Archive for ‘Speedo’

May 8, 2009

‘I stand in naked solidarity . . .’

Tigerhawk strips down with Carrie Prejean, and makes a massively impressive argument:

The angle of the shot . . . makes it only mildly NSFW, certainly no worse than the “scandalous” picture of Carrie Prejean. The picture may lack the compositional integrity of the Speedo shot of The Other McCain, but it is no more or less offensive, and perhaps leaves more to the imagination, at least in the frontal sense.

“More to the imagination”? Oh, so much more than you could possibly imagine:

That water was cold. And did I forget to mention that my wife and I have six children? Because conservatives “don’t understand about sex.” It’s still National Offend A Feminist Week, and we know what does the trick.

March 17, 2009

Being notorious is not the same as . . .

. . . being famous, but it’s better than being anonymous:

Thanks, Chris Muir, and in case anyone in the blogosphere hasn’t yet seen the notorious 1990 Speedo:

Photo by Mrs. Other McCain, who is not Irish, but is a saint you should celebrate by hitting the tip jar.

Newbie acoylytes of righteous blog-fu might enjoy “How to Get a Million Hits on Your Blog in Less Than a Year” (this would qualify as 5C), also “The Parable of the Doubting Padwan of Fu,” and “How to Hate Feminism (As You Must).

Uh . . . I’ve noticed lately the G*o*o*g*l*e A*d*s are rotating in a lot of “Find Sexy Gay Singles” stuff. Irony? Accident? Remember: Life is like a box of chocolates . . .

Little Miss Attila didn’t become She Who Must Be Linked because she didn’t know how to sling snark:

But, um . . . you might want to swap out those stripes for a solid next time you’re Speedo-shopping.

Did I mention that my college minor was art? And that I am therefore schooled in perspective? (“Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear.”) But don’t worry, I’m 20 years past my Speedo prime. Mostly I wander around the house nowadays in boxers and black socks.

Moe Lane says Red State has never gotten a Day-by-Day. Erick Erickson in a Speedo?