Archive for ‘The Mother of All Tip Jars’

March 23, 2009

Motivational Videos for Ungrateful B*stards Who Don’t Hit the F***ing Tip Jar

By Gunnery Sgt. Hartman
Guest Blogger

You sorry, no-good, worthless maggots don’t deserve this man’s good blogging. Sitting in your pathetic little cubicle, getting paid thousands of dollars a month by The Man, wasting time and money bored-at-the-office reading blogs — and you don’t even have the g–d— common courtesy to hit a man’s tip jar?

You disgust me! You’re lucky I don’t jump out of this computer screen, tear off your head and s— down your neck! Now turn up the sound and click the video, maggot!