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February 1, 2009

Obama dozed, Kentucky froze

Forty-two bitter gun-clingers dead, as the hopelessly incompetent brutally ruthless administration gets revenge for Katrina the Democratic primary. Those 42 innocent victims racist hillbillies might still be alive if it hadn’t been for the newly-created Department of Unicorns and Rainbows, which halted global warming Jan. 20 by executive fiat.

(Headline joke half-stolen from AOSHQ.)

UPDATE: Actually, my friend Jimmie at Sundries Shack lays claim to coining the “Obama dozed, people froze” headline, subsequently picked up by Ed Driscoll and linked at Instapundit.

So that settles that. Next: Anyone want to dispute my authorial claim to “the newly-created Department of Unicorns and Rainbows”? Slublog or someone else in the Army of Photoshoppers should create a federal logo for this new Cabinet-level agency.